Hello! My Name is Caroline, and I will be happy to answer all questions about, and regarding to, Aperture Science Innovators; as well as any others you might like to ask.
Anonymous asked: What would you say to someone who reacted to funny things with "AHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUHEUEHUEU WHAT IS AIR LOL"?
I think I’d say something along the lines of:
” My! That is some laugh you got there, bub! I bet I could point you out in a crowded room just by quipping a panic an a half! “
That, or I’d send them in for some psychiatic help. If someone forgets what ‘air’ is while laughing they could have brain damage.
Sincerely, Caroline
Anonymous asked: A good game for you and the staff to play: Get into teams, sit in a circle and roll a die to see which team goes first. Afterward, turns are determined by going clockwise in the circle. When it's your team's turn, one person draws something and the other has to guess what it is before time, measured by a 1-minute hourglass, is up. The order of who does what in a team flip flops per turn. Guessing before time is up gets you a point. The game ends when every team has had 5 turns.
That actually sounds quite fun, [Subject Name Here]!
I’d love to suggest we do that for the Staff Recreation and Relaxation Day holiday, but knowing how things get done around her, someone will find a way to turn it into something much more dangerous.
Still, good idea! I’ll put a positive note in your personnel file.
Sincerely, Caroline
Anonymous asked: You're walking in the woods. There's no one around and your phone is dead. Out of the corner, you spot him: Shia Labeouf.
As implausible as this situation is to begin with, I have no idea who this ’ Shia Labeouf ’ is, nor would I be traveling with a phone.
They’re much too awkward to bring along, it wouldn’t work unless connected to a phone line, and I can’t see why anyone would bring one with them if they were going for a stroll in the woods.
That is, unless, you’re referring to the Soviet Wireless Phone[1], which we here at Aperture have been dying to get our hands on. Unfortunately, due to prohibitions and laws, we’re unable to negotiate an agreement to get the rights to use and produce the device.
[1] -[Young Soviet engineer has assembled a wireless phone that can be connected to the city phone line via ‘electro-magnetic’ waves. The new model of his phone has a size not more than two cigarette boxes and weights 500g (together with the battery), thanks to this the device can be widely used not only for organizations but also for the personal use. Using this pocket radio phone anyone can call landline number from wherever he is and also he can be called by any landline user.]
Sincerely, Caroline
Anonymous asked: Opinon of Science?
Science is something that I can’t just write out a short summary of my opinion; though I can try. It’s become my life, my very soul.
Everything I am has been willingly taken over by Science. I Eat, sleep, and breathe Science. Science, in all of it’s forms, has become my everything. I simply could not live in a world without Science.
Does that answer your question, [Subject Name Here]?
Sincerely, Caroline
Anonymous asked: Is this the alchemy lab? No one's put braile on any of the door label plaques... I have no idea if this is the right place.
No, [Subject Name Here]. Unfortunately, it isn’t.
You’re somewhere in the Administrative Offices. If I remember correctly, you’re about 20 stories up from where you want to be. IF you’d like, I could send someone to escort you.
I’ll also put in a request to have all of the plaques updated with Braille. I find it almost…ignorant that we don’t have that already. I’m terribly sorry.
Sincerely, Caroline
asktheaperturelabboy asked: "Hello Ms. Caroline! How's your memory been?"
Much better, actually!
I’m starting to remember little things, mostly about work, haha. I’ve actually been able to remember enough to be discharged. I’m not back to work yet, but if things continue the way they’re going I should be up-and-at ‘em very soon!
It’s nice to finally be back in my old room. No more Hospital for this ol’ Girl! haha!
Sincerely, Caroline
Submission:[Sora-De-Eclune]
An interesting news story I found on reddit. I’m stumped; what about you? Note) may not load. I had to refresh multiple times to see it. [Link removed/Image Added]
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I believe in Destiny, and I can’t think of one better example to back my belief with.
What an interesting story!
Sincerely, Caroline
Anonymous asked: Have you ever heard of a game called minecraft
Why yes, I have. I haven’t played it, but I’ve heard a few of the Future-Technicians talking about it.
Apparently it’s addictive?
Sincerely, Caroline
Anonymous asked: -Gets kicked in the room by security, wearing a blindfold which I take off- Ow! Sorry about this, ma'am, but I have been locked in here by Aperture security so your dog can maul me if I try anything. Ahem, I've been sent here to retrieve Mr. Freeman and take him back to the Black Mesa facility. I didn't see anything along the way here and to avoid the wrath of this adorable pooch, I will be on my best behavior. I'll just sit in this corner and sleep until they find Mr. Freeman. -sits in corner-
Hmmm…
That doesn’t seem to follow protocol.
I don’t think I believe you. I’m going to have to ask you to leave.
Caroline
Anonymous asked: *slowly and shyly pokes head in the doorway* E-excuse me, but, um, have you seen my puppy?
Oh! I’m sorry, [Subject Name Here], but you just missed him!
Maybe you can find him putting about here somewhere?
Sincerely, Caroline
